“A blowjob is not called a 'job' for nothing!” said once my female version, Ms. Samantha Jones. Sure enough, time after time, hook-up after hook-up, mouth after mouth, I’m beginning to realize that what appears to be a simple pleasure turns out to be a rather complicated science lesson. One that some unfortunately never seem to master.
 

It always takes me by surprise because, after a nice preview of some hot guy's mouth against my mouth, neck, nipples, belly, I expect a tasty icing on a cake, perhaps resulting in a tasty glazing on his face. But it falls disappointingly short due to most ridiculously underwhelming, uneducated, totally out-of-touch oral “techniques.” And I use that term with a lot of sarcasm because some dare call it just that: “techniques!” I am not sure which porn websites some guys watch or who they practice their “techniques” on, but hereby, I want to firmly point out: my penis is not the carpet dirt and your mouth is not a vacuum cleaner (I am talking industrial strength here!)......

 

I got the idea of writing this article after my dick, instead of being sucked on, was once, rather literally, sucked in by a hot southern European I met somewhere on Reguliersdwarsstraat. I am not sure how many megapascals that mouth applied on me, but judging by a large amount of red spots caused by broken blood vessels that appeared on my penis head right after, it was evident that I was looking at the aftereffect of the Mount Everest levels of suction force!

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